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PDX Broadsides Christmas 2016

by The PDX Broadsides

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Humbug 02:41
The season’s upon us. it’s that time of year. The snow isn’t falling, but red cups are here. The lights along Burnside almost make it seem clean And I only want one thing this Christmas, for me CHORUS: Humbug with me, my darling, humbug with me. I don’t feel like trimming the tree, or cooking a goose So, come over baby and be my excuse Let’s skip all the parties and weird Christmas beer I’d rather stay in and watch Gremlins this year So, humbug with me. I don’t mean to whimper. or be such a bummer But since when did Christmastime start in the summer? And I know it’s festive, but can we agree The cat box should not smell like cinnamon tea So, let’s skip the whole jolly hullabaloo I only want one thing for Christmas from you… CHORUS So, let’s skip the caroling and those ugly sweaters Making a couch fort just sounds so much better Pass me the popcorn and chuck all your woes We will watch Die Hard and make fists with toes I don’t need no egg nog, in case I’m unclear I only want one thing for Christmas this year CHORUS
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I’m the king of the goblins and I’ve heard your cries And I’ve taken the baby that you so despise In just a few hours I will make him my own And he’ll live as goblin at the base of my throne CHORUS: Dance then, wherever you may be I am the king and I have your baby Some come be my queen and put on this gown I will be there for you as the world falls down Oh, why do you whimper and why do you cry I have moved all the stars and reordered the sky Now, you may think I’m lying, but I swear that it’s true Oh, my dear, all I’ve done, I have done for you CHORUS Through dangers unspoken and through hardships and lies You have fought your way through, dear. much to my surprise. Oh, please won’t you stay with me? Oh, let’s have a ball If you stay here forever, that’s not long at all CHORUS Oh, fear me, and love me, and do as I say Do all of this, dear and I’ll be your slave You have run so far and you have run so long But the babe will be mine before very long CHORUS Tis a gift to be goblin, tis a gift to be free I assure you-you both are better off with me But if you disagree, you shall be entrenched in the unpleasant Bog of Eternal Stench CHORUS / CHORUS A CAPELLA

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Our Christmas single has a second side this year! Something for everyone from Grinches to Goblins.

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released December 13, 2016

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The PDX Broadsides Portland, Oregon

The PDX Broadsides (Portland, OR)
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are a trio of nerd enthusiasts who sing about science, piracy, superheroes, robots, and other geeky topics with great vigor and harmony. Formed in September 2011 on accident in a crucible of exhaustion, excessive coffee and too much wine, they deliver original nerdy tunes and geek parodies. ... more

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