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Adam Baldwin Slashfic

from Lust Issues - The Dirty EP by The PDX Broadsides

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Put two and two together and you know that they are four
But with Adam Baldwin in the mix you’re gonna get much more

Adam Baldwin slashfic
Sing another verse
Tell another story
And please make this one worse

When Hogwarts needed someone to teach their PE class
They chose young Adam Baldwin for his athletic past
But when he met Professor Snape he found himself entranced
And finally won him over with a sexy hula dance.
And finally won him over with a sexy hula dance.

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Then Baldwin rode a cyclone to the magic land of Oz
He put the moves on Dorothy who turned him down because
Although he seemed quite interested, when she turned her head
He dropped the act, he dropped his pants, and screwed the dog instead.
He dropped the act, he dropped his pants, and screwed the dog instead.

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Baldwin is the cunning runt
Who pulls such cunning stunts
And with his cunning countrymen
Continues to confront

Adam joined the Enterprise and worked for Mr Scott
And you could say it wasn't just the warp core getting hot
So when the captain wandered in and found them in the nude
His engineer was elbow deep in Baldwin's Jeffries tube
His engineer was elbow deep in Baldwin's Jeffries tube

CHORUS

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from Lust Issues - The Dirty EP, released October 30, 2017

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are a trio of nerd enthusiasts who sing about science, piracy, superheroes, robots, and other geeky topics with great vigor and harmony. Formed in September 2011 on accident in a crucible of exhaustion, excessive coffee and too much wine, they deliver original nerdy tunes and geek parodies. ... more

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