A parody of Rihanna's "Umbrella" for the new social media platform.
See the video at www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OlR8x2_uXY


Way back in school -- Facebook was really cool
I could share with my friends -- I thought it would never end
Then came a tragedy -- Mom started to follow me
FarmVille and Candy Crush -- I had to leave in a rush

Thought that I’d be here forever
Zuckerberg's no longer clever
Sorry to make you hit unfriend
Facebook isn’t the latest trend
Now we need this more than ever
We were lookin’ for something better
If you need me you should know
I just got an account on Ello (Ello, Ello, eh-eh-eh)
You should Follow me on Ello
Give it a year for Ello
I’ll Only be on Ello

But now you're failing us -- can't use my alias
When everything's for sale -- my information trail
New app for Messaging? -- I said someThing obscene
Here's your Top Story, Mark -- I'm leaving you in the dark -- Because



released October 4, 2014


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The PDX Broadsides (Portland, OR)
are a trio of nerd enthusiasts who sing about science, piracy, superheroes, robots, and other geeky topics with great vigor and harmony. Formed in September 2011 on accident in a crucible of exhaustion, excessive coffee and too much wine, they deliver original nerdy tunes and geek parodies. ... more


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