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I'll Eat You Last

from Trust Issues by The PDX Broadsides

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A reluctant love song.

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I’ll answer your phone calls
And never swipe left
Pause my game just to listen, I am not sick of you yet
I have to admit, I like you more than I planned
I would put down my phone just to hold your hand

You are growing on me
Like mold grows on cheese
You suck less than most, so stay with me please
Though it’s hard to admit, you are kind of my jam
I’m trying to say, I don’t want you to scram

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And if we ever get stuck on a mountain top
Where supplies are dwindling fast
No matter how the hunger grips me, I’ll eat you last

You’re better than awful
I have to admit
If you were on fire, I would totally spit
I would swim in the ocean, unless there were sharks
And take a bullet for you if it didn’t leave marks.

You beat all my exes
By at least 12%
I guess what I’m saying is I’m fairly content
If you were stung by a jellyfish, I would pee on the wound
I’ve heard it won’t work, but I’d do it for you

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Put your mouth on my mouth
‘Cause I like your face
We’re a match made on Tinder, So let’s interface
You are better than pizza, okay, no, that is a lie
But I find myself wishing that you would come by

I’ll ignore all your burping
And laugh at your farts
You’re kind of the best and I like all your parts
So, I’m going to say it, without any regret
You are kind of alright; I’m not sick of you yet

CHORUS

If I had a nickel for every thought of you, I could buy a snack
I guess I’m saying that it’s okay if you want to love me back

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from Trust Issues, released August 15, 2017

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The PDX Broadsides Portland, Oregon

The PDX Broadsides (Portland, OR)
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are a trio of nerd enthusiasts who sing about science, piracy, superheroes, robots, and other geeky topics with great vigor and harmony. Formed in September 2011 on accident in a crucible of exhaustion, excessive coffee and too much wine, they deliver original nerdy tunes and geek parodies. ... more

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