Call it sex, call it fucking, which your phone corrects to “ducking”
When you’re sexting with that sexy Tindr guy
It does not add romance when you call it “baby dance”
If you do I hope you catch it in the eye

You’re not old enough to have it if you cannot say its name
Intercourse, fuck like rabbits even those are pretty tame
They’re labia, if maybe ya indulge in nymphomania
Come on and do it, or screw it...
It’s just sex!

If you whisper, “How’s your father?” then you shouldn’t even bother
Until the facts of life don’t scare you so
You can call it making love but when push *cough* comes to shove
That’s really not what makes the juices flow

You’re not old enough to have it if you cannot say its name
Fornication, copulation even those are pretty tame
It shouldn’t cause angina to say foreskin or vagina
Come on and do it, or screw it
It’s just sex!

Please don't fear using terms that are clinical
Those who hear will not likely think you cynical
Don't dissemble, be specific, for if
You get scientific
You're more likely to bring passion to its pinnacle

Your verbal substitutions will not give the word ablutions
It won’t make it any cleaner to pretend
No pants dance, do the deed, bumping uglies, spreading seed
Are unlikely to incite me to transcend

You’re not old enough to have it if you cannot say its name
Reproduction, carnal knowledge even those are pretty tame
If you want to lose your merkin to be jerkin’ where she’s twerkin’
Come on and do it, or screw it
It’s just sex!

Don’t be genteel to cop a feel
It’s just sex!

Get permission for emissions
It’s just sex!

Don’t pull out, just lean in!
It’s just sex!

Come on and do it, or screw it
It’s just sex!