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Paranormal Helpdesk

from Aim To Misbehave by The PDX Broadsides

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CHORUS:
All night long, until the break of dawn
We'll take your calls and caterwauls
About strange bloodstains on your walls
Don't be scared, we are well prepared
We're your - paranormal helpdesk.

Thank you for calling supernatural support
You’re having trouble with demonic possession?
Try throwing a virgin in a volcano.
If that resolved your problem, my last name is McCollom
And I hope that you’ll fill out a short survey

Thank you for calling supernatural support
You're through to troubleshooting for vamps and incubi
Try shoving a pointed stake into its heart
If all he does is moan, at least now he'll leave you alone
I hope I have been of some help today

CHORUS

Thank you for calling supernatural support
No, I'm afraid your policy won’t cover that
Angry hordes of angels ARE an "Act of God"
If they can’t be placated, it's time you relocated
I'll connect you to our Department of Priests

Thank you for calling supernatural support
I see here on my screen your number has been flagged
Twilight is just fiction; it’s an awful book
Edward isn't real; I just don't see the appeal
Of a stalker vamp watching while you sleep

All night long, until the break of dawn
We'll take your calls and caterwauls
About strange bloodstains on your walls
Don't be scared, we are well prepared
All night long, until the break of dawn
We'll talk you down about the clown
Who’s in your kitchen with a knife
Don't be scared, we are well prepared
You've reached the - paranormal helpdesk

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from Aim To Misbehave, released May 26, 2015

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The PDX Broadsides (Portland, OR)
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are a trio of nerd enthusiasts who sing about science, piracy, superheroes, robots, and other geeky topics with great vigor and harmony. Formed in September 2011 on accident in a crucible of exhaustion, excessive coffee and too much wine, they deliver original nerdy tunes and geek parodies. ... more

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