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The Girl Who Couldn't Even

from Something's Rotten by The PDX Broadsides

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CHORUS:
The girl who couldn't even
She just could not with this
Singing wey ho! Right? I know!
And she literally almost died
And she literally almost died

Her mochaccino's not that hot - "Oh no I can't even"
That parking ticket cost a lot - "Oh no I just can't"
Singing wey ho! Right? I know!
Are you kidding me?

Forty minute wait for brunch - "Oh no I can't even"
Booth so small she had to scrunch - "Oh no I just can't"
Singing wey ho! Right? I know!
Are you kidding me?

CHORUS

Leftovers got thrown away - "Oh no I can’t even"
Twitter has been down all day - "Oh no I just can't"
Singing wey ho! Right? I know!
Are you kidding me?

Nothing could communicate - "Oh no I can't even"
What she has to tolerate - "Oh no I just can't"
Singing wey ho! Right? I know!
Are you kidding me?

CHORUS
And she literally almost died
And she literally - not even figuratively - almost died

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from Something's Rotten, released August 30, 2016

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The PDX Broadsides (Portland, OR)
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are a trio of nerd enthusiasts who sing about science, piracy, superheroes, robots, and other geeky topics with great vigor and harmony. Formed in September 2011 on accident in a crucible of exhaustion, excessive coffee and too much wine, they deliver original nerdy tunes and geek parodies. ... more

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